i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
only you would photoshop your dick
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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