is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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