nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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