My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
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I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
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Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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