careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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