I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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