Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
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I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
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Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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