I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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