Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
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