You're completely useless in the revolution.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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