im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
Randomize
