I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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