How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
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I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
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I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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