Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
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I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
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I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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