these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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