you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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