I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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