Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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