Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Your face is a jimmy john
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
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yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
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It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize