Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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