Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Randomize
