in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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