Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
His hands were made for my vagina.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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