worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
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Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
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I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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