I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
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From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
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Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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