My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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