How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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