There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
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