They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
We talked him into tasing himself.
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Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
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Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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