THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
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Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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