Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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