Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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