He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
oh god the rape fog is back!
birth control should be required to get into college
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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