So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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