So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
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She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
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he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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