Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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