i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
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But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
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somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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