i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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