kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
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If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
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Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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