VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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