Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
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so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
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You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...