Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
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The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
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Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.