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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.

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(818): View more from California

dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks

(626): View more from California

well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person

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(916): View more from California

Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms

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(214): View more from Texas

bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.

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(573): View more from Missouri

i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella

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(229): View more from Georgia

Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.

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(208): View more from Idaho

Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.

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(845): View more from New York

I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking

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(330): View more from Ohio

NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED

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