and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
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But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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