I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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