CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
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I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
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I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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