I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
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If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
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I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
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So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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