The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
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She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
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Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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