i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
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So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
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siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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