ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I think people are normalizing furries
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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