i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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