I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
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He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
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i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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