Betty ford says i'm here all night
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
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i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
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Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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