Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
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Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
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and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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