My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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