My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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