I seem to have left my pride at pride
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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